May 2013
tarns asked: DON'T EVEN SAY THAT :'(. Have you ever seen Britney live?
May 19th
tarns replied to your post: hi hey bitch i’ve been hungover   sick ALL day. For the first time since Dec 21, 2010. My body is not used to this.
May 19th
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hi
May 19th
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i’m inclined to be christian bc how else can you explain something as flawless as a big uncut dick
May 18th
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i am universally loveable 
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in 2005 i met up with this guy online and he was really ugly so after i blew him we went to sleep but i left in the middle of the night and stole $90 from his wallet.
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May 17th
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is it illegal if i upload my own scandalous baby photos for old men to beat off to
May 17th
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help i’m bottom heavy
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Anonymous asked: was that your voice are you english?!
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herspanic: only nasty gays get star tattoos
May 16th
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ashlee simpson little miss obsessive.mp3
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jockstrapcowboy asked: i hope not
May 16th
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WatchWatch
Harm has been fake nursing his baby blanket for 8 years aw (=;ェ;=)   (ps he’s 8 i didn’t have a bday party but i could…)
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dear jesus please let me wake up tan love your little lamb jer
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shaming straight divorce so i can get gay divorced
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